I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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