You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Boobs speak an international language.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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