I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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