but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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