it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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