this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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