i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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