whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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