you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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You. Win. At. Life.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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