"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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