grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
