Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
