woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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