We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
The Olympian is in my bed
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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