I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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