who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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