Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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