Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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