so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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