Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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