at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
my liver is dry heaving
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