my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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