tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?