My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
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she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...