I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.