Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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