You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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