At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
My balls are so social today.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I think your dad took our porno
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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