I'm gonna have a badass scar
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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