so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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