At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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