can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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