Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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