Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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