Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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