yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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