You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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