are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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