a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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