I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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