You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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