She is in my trunk
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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