If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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