i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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