i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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