Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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