i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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