it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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