so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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