dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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