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I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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