so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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