i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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