just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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