I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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