Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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