its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Buhtt sex?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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