Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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